back to life, back to reality

Posted: September 6, 2012 in This is the Voice of Lefty Reason

The Great Summer of Sport is nearly over; endless hours watching displays of super human endeavour and achievement banished as the faceless morons of the soccer world return to fill the media with their endless nonsense, posturing and money-grubbing tomfoolery. There was a glimmer of hope for sports fans yesterday however as Cam and Mili-Bean resumed battle over the despatch boxes as the world’s longest summer holiday came to an end. Cam has rolled the dice and shuffled his senior team; Mili-Bean reckoned it is “same old faces, same old policies” as he attacked Cam with comedy venom. Mili even got in a reference to the Olympics as he dragged up Gideon’s booing fiasco. Cam fought back with his stock phrases including the surely nobody longer believes this award winner “strong and united coalition.” The shuffle includes Jezzer Hunt moving from culture to health, he will no doubt hope that those nasty Dirty Digger links will now go away. The Hush-Puppy loving Big Beast Ken Clarke is now Minister without Portfolio; even more time for port and cigars for the old bruiser. This is, by the way, the first Cabinet for fifteen years that lacks a non-white member…where is the Big Society now Mr. Cam? Perhaps Mo Farah could make a late burst for membership?

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