The Big Bi Giant.

Posted: October 23, 2013 in This is the Voice of Lefty Reason

As the nights draw in and the leaves begin to fall some of us find our thoughts drifting towards Christmas and where, exactly, we will find the cash to fund the annual spend-a-thon.  One particular LibCon MP seems to have jumped the gun however, and has officially opened the 2013 pantomime season!  Bisexual, Tory “Giant” (he is, officially, a giant. There exists a Gigantism Naming Authority? Really?  Who knew?) Daniel Kawczynski launched the new season with his hilarious baiting of a one-legged, illiterate homeless bloke!  Oh how the Eton Mess must have chuckled as the six foot nine MP for Shrewsbury towered over the wheelchair bound beggar to scream “get a job, get a job” into his face.  Unsurprisingly the poor bloke (wheelchair user not MP) felt intimidated and frightened by the whole sorry experience and was left shaken as the Giant strode off to continue his good works elsewhere.  Reading the details of this poor bloke’s life was like reading a modern version of a particularly grim Dickens novel and begging in the street, in a wheelchair, can hardly be the “lifestyle” choice that The Big Bi Giant seems to think it is.  TBBG, available for Panto this Christmas Time!

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